New Turbo Oars

Monmouth Rowing Club to Introduce New ‘Turbo Oars’ for Faster Racing

Monmouth Rowing Club is thrilled to announce the launch of cutting-edge Turbo Oars, designed to revolutionize racing speeds. Developed in partnership with top engineers from the aerospace industry (and a mysterious ex-NASA scientist who now lives in Usk), these oars feature built-in micro-thrusters that give an extra boost with every stroke.

Club Chairman Colin said, “We expect to shave at least 30 seconds off a 2K race, which should make us unbeatable at regattas. There’s nothing in the rulebook about it… yet.”

The innovative oars will debut at the next regatta, pending final approval from British Rowing (or at least until they find out). In the meantime, members are encouraged to sign up for test sessions—just remember to wear heat-resistant gloves!

See you on the water